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Oh, don't look at me like that.  I had to put it on here eventually.

The most infamously lazy monster design in history terrifies mankind by playing with a bubble machine.  Great.  Although he also apparently has the power to unleash terrifying dinosaur footage edited out of another movie, One Million B.C.

The wonderfully over-the-top voice-over really puts the 'hyper' in hyperbole.  "Robot Monster brings you an actual preview of the devastating forces of our future!"  So our future consists of gorillas with diving helmets and bubble machines?  Not sure if I'm looking forward to that or not, to be honest.

Favourite bit:  The end plate with the alternate title Monster from Mars.  The monster shown is clearly just a welder.