Possibly the worst voice-over ever!  It sounds like it was recorded by someone's bank manager putting on a funny voice, and features far too many small details.

Some really bad dancing and very tame kissing on offer in this one.  The most unforgettable scenes ever brought to the screen?  Somehow I doubt it...

"VIOLATED by a sailor" would be a great T-short slogan, incidentally.

Favourite bit:  The incredibly goofy-looking Sea God idol.