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Some impressive kung-fu
antics can't hide the fact that this movie was obviously
pieced together from bits of others... I suspect that Ninja Dragon
is rated BVD: Best Viewed Drunk. And if you
pay more than £1 for a copy, you're too drunk.
(I found one for 10p. Yes, really.)
This film has everything.
Guns! Shooting! Swordplay! People
turning into Ninjas! Board meetings!
Surprisingly heavy eyeshadow! Nothing that makes
any sense!
One of Godfrey Ho's other
cut & paste films, Ninja Terminator, shares a lot of
footage with this one. And don't think we didn't
notice that the logo music at the start is stolen from
Star Wars.
Favourite
bit: The chap
with the moustache somehow keeping a straight face as he
makes some silly hand movements and his car is enveloped
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