This zero budget science-nonsense looks even worse than recent Mars movies Red Planet and Mission to Mars, and that's saying something.

As far as I can ascertain:  The guy who played Kolchak the Night Stalker flies to a giant mouldy tennis ball in a Fairy Liquid bottle, and finds a much smaller mouldy tennis ball which contains an alien speaker system.  And at some point he has sex on a beach.  It's hard to believe that 2001: A Space Odyssey was released in the same year.

Favourite bit:  The design of the astronaut's helmets, which are open at the bottom and therefore useless.  I'm no expert, but I strongly believe that would be something of a health hazard on the surface of Mars.