Stupid title?  Check.  Bad acting?  Check.  Crap dialogue?  Check.  Sexist tosh?  Check.  Crappy sub-music-video sets?  Check.  Looks good?  Does it Heck...

This trailer screams "eighties!" from every orifice, and not in a good way.  And much of it makes no sense - what's the deal with the grape on a string and the flying trident at the end?  Why would you put such a meaningless scene into a promotional trailer?  Why am I wasting time thinking about this?

This movie looks like a complete pile of steaming horse excrement.  I'm not sure I can think of anything I'd like to see less than this.  I think this may count as an anti-trailer, in fact.

Favourite bit:  The title.